Short Term Food Storage
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SHORT TERM FOOD STORAGE – DEHYDRATED FOOD BUCKETS
The Psychopathic Politicians Cancel the Election
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Imagine, if you will, down the road in 2026, after the elite psychopaths released the second virus and it failed to control humanity, the elites could not promote their agenda, and society was still free. What they will do next will be a complete all-out desperation to control the people. They know they will fall if mankind all stand up for their rights. In a desperate attempt to control the masses, they release the next event upon us— the alien invasion!! (We have aliens for February.)
The aliens told us it’s all about control and surveillance. They created food shortages, and they arrived in 2026. Carbon taxes on meat at the farmer’s level and import taxes on fertilizer, fighting a war against Russia while pretending it’s not “our” war, have skyrocketed some prices. The next phase was food shortages. Control the food, control the people still rings true many years after Henry Kissinger said it.
So in come the aliens! The humans who took the vaccines turned into zombies. (Don’t get all freaked out; this is just a creative story.) Some alien species arrive to save humankind. The US government uses other alien species in a fear-mongering control campaign, as they are so well known to do.
AND NOW, THEY HAVE CANCELLED THE ELECTION DUE TO THE WAR. ARE YOU READY FOR THE UNREST?
As the zombies and aliens are fighting, the stores are closed, the gas stations are closed, and the pharmacies are shut down. (Death by doctors comes to a standstill, and those 140,000 people a year who die by taking prescriptions as prescribed get healthier.)
Those who have purchased their long-term storage systems are confident that they will never be controlled. They had their plan and had prepared in advance. They did not know the aliens would invade, but they were ready for anything—long-term or short-term. Their stock is safely hidden in their homes where the aliens and zombies cannot find them. The government won’t be coming for the survival buckets because they are too busy trying to control the others.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MEALS?
For short-term storage, there’s no need to rely solely on rice and beans for a month. Also, avoid stockpiling months’ worth of groceries your family won’t eat just because they’re inexpensive. While basic emergency food can keep you alive in a pinch, you deserve to enjoy what you eat. Keep taste and allergies in mind to prevent dangerous cross-contamination.
To build an emergency supply, start by doubling your weekly buys of beans, mac ‘n’ cheese, and peanut butter—set aside the extras and rotate your stash so that items nearing expiration are used first. You might even opt for long-term buckets that last twenty-five years.
Canning, though a fading art, lets you preserve homemade meals for years. Take time to learn which items need pressure-cooking versus water-bathing. Properly sealed jars stored in cool, dark places (50–70°F or 10–21°C) ensure quality food storage over time.
Dry bulk essentials such as wheat, beans, rice, and sugar can be vacuum-sealed in five-gallon buckets with oxygen absorbers for years. Staples like wheat and corn offer extra reassurance to the truly prepared.
Using a vacuum sealer in small batches helps maintain freshness, allowing you to use only what you need at a time. Consider the tale of the steamboat Bertrand, which sank in the Missouri River in 1865; a century later, canned goods recovered from the wreck were still safe, as confirmed in 1974—109 years after the accident. Trust your senses: if something smells or tastes off, avoid consuming that food. With careful preservation, food can endure the test of time.
Short term food storage is easy. But you should be prepared for long term in case the aliens arrive.
Stock up on some buckets for peace of mind. Supply chain issues are expected to worsen this fall. While we can’t predict the future, we do offer an endless supply of both long-term and short-term food storage with a 25-year shelf life. Moreover, storing these long-term supplies in time can provide you with greater peace of mind.
BE PREPARED FOR AN EMERGENCY – SHORT TERM FOOD STORAGE
Civil unrest, pandemics, hurricanes, or even zombies. Be ready with long-term storage. In today’s world, any disaster could strike at any moment. Assess how much sustenance you would have if a catastrophe occurred right now. How many days’ worth do you have for you and your family? Let’s not go full doomsday; imagine a hurricane suddenly cuts off your access to essentials for over a month. How will you cook, and how much do you have? First, can you outline your preparation plan? The key is to start somewhere and gradually build your supplies until you’ve assembled the best kit possible. Please get the essential information on preparing for disasters beforehand.
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL YOU FEED?
Do you have children in the house? Teens? Older or elderly adults? Infants will require special feeding accommodations like milk or formula, while the elderly may have unique nutritional needs. For instance, map out who you’re building a supply for on paper and any particular things you need to prepare for yourself. Additionally, consider what it takes to feed that person daily when looking at your supplies for emergencies. Short term food storage systems are a minimum supply. Consider a larger amount if you have a lot of people to care for and you want to prepare for a bigger longer emergency.
