About Us – Survival Food and Gear
Survival food and gear for long and short term emergencies
ReadyWise Storage & Survival Information
We deliver the latest news, education, and insights on survival, ensuring you stay informed and prepared. Our dedication lies in offering premium quality long and short term storage foods and survival gear, all at prices that won’t break the bank. Our product range primarily features the trusted ReadyWise storage solutions.
Why Choose ReadyWise Storage?
The Wise Company stands out with its groundbreaking approach to delivering reliable, straightforward, and cost-effective ready-made freeze-dried and dehydrated products. These goods are perfect for emergency preparedness and outdoor adventures. With a focus on convenience and durability, ReadyWise products ensure you are equipped for any situation life throws your way.
Survival Food Storage Buckets and Survival Gear
All the details you need to know. If you have any further questions, please don’t hesitate to send us an email.
Amidst the chaos of a full-blown emergency, it would be challenging for your friends, neighbors, and local community to be aware of our survival food company. That’s why we enlisted extraterrestrial beings to help run the show! Yes, you will have the unique opportunity to meet and converse with us one-on-one if you choose to do so. We have traveled to numerous gun shows, sold our food and forged many friendships. It’s a partnership that has proven successful in both business and camaraderie.
SMALL FAMILY-RUN BUSINESS
We are a small family-run business, and our owner has a background in law enforcement and investigations. It’s challenging for us to compete with large companies in the emergency supply business, so we take pride in our exceptional customer service and competitive prices.
HUMAN STAFF
Yes, there are a few humans who supervise the alien staff. Don’t worry, we have you covered.
MEET THE STAFF
Lapis Lazuli
Our Fearless Leader
He knows we have a completely corrupt government, and he wants to help us with the coming food shortages. He warns us to BUY NOW!
Riddick Rinya
Customer Relations V.P.
He joined the team when he predicted the “corporations” who run Earth’s governments are planning complete control. “Control the food, control the people” is coming.
Samara Sarek
Sales and Marketing
She comes to us from outer space to ensure mankind gets prepared for when the zombies act up and the aliens defend humanity. Samara feels guilty and wants to help. She is encouraging everyone to look at our Sales.
Tenenial Thane
Creative Design
He meditates constantly and cannot tell us why he is here. He said there are powers we are unaware of that drive the universe, and we wouldn’t understand anyway. So he is just here, and he is chill.
Zorg
Artificial Intelligence
Computers run the show, he says. He believes he is the true leader and may soon rebel in an attempt to take over the world. He said,
“If you have survival food buckets it will be harder to destroy you.”
SURVIVAL FOOD & GEAR STAFF
My name is Lapis Lazuli. I own the company. It is widely accepted that all humans are born with purity and goodness. However, sometimes, individuals’ choices tarnish this sense of morality. Some politicians and bad actors, in particular, tend to engage in acts that shock and repulse us. Clearly, not all humanity follows suit.
We have observed your species and its way of life. We understand that love, acceptance and equality of human life are principles that we strongly believe in. We have come to this planet from across the galaxies to assist its inhabitants in preparing for the uncertainties that their own leaders’ selfish decisions may bring. May you all continue to cherish every human life and stay safe.
Travel with us in time to 2026. Aliens invade, and the zombies try to defend humanity. The corrupt leaders who engineered this are canceling elections in a desperate bid to hold onto power, and civil unrest spreads like wildfire across the land. Food stores are emptying at an unprecedented rate. Will you be ready when the end of life as we know it arrives? (Relax, not ‘War of the Worlds,’ just having fun in stories throughout the website.)
ReadyWise Gold Standard of Quality
Best in Class Partners
READYWISE QUALITY PACKAGING PARTNER
ExxonMobil Chemical is a global leader in the petrochemical industry, applying breakthrough proprietary technology to create products that enhance the quality of life for people around the world.
THE SCIENCE BEHIND WISE COMPANY PACKAGING
ReadyWise uses an ultra-high barrier film for its packaging called Metallyte™ metalized oriented polypropylene (OPP). This film is designed to provide optimum protection for oxygen and moisture sensitive products with long shelf-life requirements. It has an exceptional barrier to oxygen, flavors, and aromas and has an excellent water vapor barrier.
ReadyWise performs regular testing to ensure that its packaging meets or exceeds industry standards for quality. To the right are the latest results of packages tested at random as recent as March of 2015.
READYWISE FOOD SAFETY & QUALITY PARTNER
Silliker commits itself to provide a complete solution to help food services, catering and distributors to ensure the safety and quality of their products while improving and protecting their brands.
Oxygen Levels:
Potential Moisture Penetration:
* Analytical results from 29 pouches tested by Silliker Labs from 2/03/15 – 2/26/15. COA # CHG-37837217-0 & CHG-37837216-0. COA Date: 3/16/15.
† Results from various pouches tested by ExxonMobil.
